Joined Jul 12 2009
26 years old
I would rather fail to do something at all, than to have done nothing at all and watch my country crumble. ~GMB To The 4th25
"Mothafucka pleaze, mah shit iz cuztum."
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"Black, You sound like a 35 year-old Alabama construction worker who's balls dropped at 8." - Boomtap
"Where Might Fails, Knowledge Prevails" ~ Blackdeath
"Bravery and Stupidity go hand in hand"
A Russian General entered a nearby outpost where he saw a Wounded Soldier being wheeled into the medical tent. He followed them in and asked the Soldier:
Russian General: Who did this to you Comrade?
Soldier: Those pigs invading our land sir.
Russian General: And what do you want for your sacrifice? Merit? Awards?
Soldier: I do not wish for merits sir. Nor awards. I wish I had my legs back so I could fight another day.
Russian General: Well comrade, Sadly these are things I can not give you. However what I can give is you this: (Grabs the Soldier's hand and dumps his General Isignia in his hand) Now you can fight another day.